ask about face tags

hi im krysta please don't ever take me seriously because i'm an idiot

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jesus-everywhere:

Jesus Mailing A Letter
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fishtwigz:


Kaiser, a police dog, being saluted as he walks to be laid to rest after being diagnosed with severe kidney disease.

this is the first post to actually make me cry

My mom got me the iPhone 4s and she said in a week I could upgrade to the 5s for 150 dollars what fucking logic is that I mean I’m not complaining but hey

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aseaofquotes:

F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
your opinion on me?

toolonginwonderland:

  • ♂ = I am a boy who has a crush on you
  • ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
  • () = I am a nonbinary/genderqueer person who has a crush on you
  • * = just delete your tumblr already
  • æ = Post a picture of yourself
  • $ = You’re awesome
  • # = I love your blog
  • @ =…

(Source: withoutmeyouwouldbenothing)

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kryptoni-te:

IF YOU KISS MY COLLARBONES OR MY NECK I AM YOURS

(via crystallized-teardrops)

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lissoment:

be a gentleman: hold my hair out of my face while i suck your dick

(Source: q-ueenalicia, via evolutional)

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I will answer them if I get any.
  • A: Age.
  • B: Where I'm from.
  • C: Where I would like to live.
  • D: Favourite food.
  • E: Religion.
  • F: Sexual orientation.
  • G: Single/taken.
  • H: Favourite book.
  • I: Eye colour.
  • J: Favourite movie.
  • K: Favourite TV show.
  • L: Favourite band/singer.
  • M: Random fact about me.
  • N: Favorite day of the year.
  • O: Favourite colour.
  • P: If I have any pets; if so, their names.
  • Q: What I'm listening to right now.
  • R: Last movie I've watched.
  • S: What's my ringtone.
  • T: Favourite male character from a TV show.
  • U: Favourite female character from a TV show.
  • V: What my name means.
  • W: Favourite superhero.
  • X: Celebrity crush.
  • Y: My birthday.
  • Z: Selfie?
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weavemunchers:

Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. If you look thru the left hand windows right now you’ll see me doing the worm on the runway

(via circumcising)

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just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

(Source: imthedogwithablog, via circumcising)

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tastefullyoffensive:

[poorlydrawnlines]

list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can’t even breathe

  • me

(Source: boybanders, via circumcising)

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