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thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?
analghost:

firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike
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dumbporncomments:

MARIO JOINS THE PARTY
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blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

(via moisture)

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elletiburon:

sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.
basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.

That was so comforting
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aquaquinn:

I was able to fit the whole thing into one gif! 

This is the first thing they teach you too look out for in priest school.
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